Congratulations on winning our Boobs Of The Year award...
Thank you everybody! I'd like to accept this award on behalf of my breasts. They're very proud of themselves. Thank you to everyone who supports them! People keep saying I've got the best boobs in the business, so I guess this was bound to happen at some point! I never used to think I liked having big boobs, but I'd hate it now if they disappeared - I love them!
Do you look after them well?
I always wear a bra to bed - although I do let them out for special occasions. They're quite happy to come out then! They're so big, but they seem to defy the laws of gravity. I don't want them flapping round my knees when I'm older, so maybe I'll get a boob job when I'm 80, just to shock everyone! It's funny, because everyone thinks they're fake. Some people have said they wouldn't work with me because I've got fake boobs - but they are real!
Who else has good boobs?
Sophie Howard - she has the most perfect nipples ever! They're really well formed and completely symmetrical. They look like they've been stuck on! Hers would look weird on my boobs, though. Scarlett Johansson's got quite a nice little rack, too. They seem real, but she's never got them out, has she? It could just be a very good Wonderbra!
How would you describe yours?
They're big and pert. The good thing about mine is that my nipples are high up on my boobs, so when I wear low-cut tops I have to be really careful they don't pop out. I have to get people on boob watch to tell me if I've fallen out! It probably happens all the time and no one tells me!
We'd keep quiet. Are your boobs famous in their own right?
They're probably more famous than me! I'm sure I've spotted them in the back of other mags and wondered whether they were mine! They're also the most-requested boobs at a famous plastic surgeons, apparently.
Have you thought about having a Facebook page for them?
I'd love to but they keep deleting my page, so I'm limited with my sexy pictures! I even tried covering my nipples with little hearts, but I don't think they're keen on any nudity. It must be women running that site!
The swines. Is bigger better?
There's a place for all sorts. Danni Wells has quite small boobs, but they're lovely. Sometimes I'd like them smaller so I could wear some different clothes. It can be sexy in a different way. I go out without a bra sometimes - they don't move about too much, so I can get away with it.
What's the biggest boob you've ever made?
I embarrass myself all the time. I'm really clumsy and ditzy and I'm constantly falling over...
Boob gravity, perhaps?
Oh my God, that's why! I just thought I was clumsy, but it's the boobs. They're weighing me down!
Have your boobs ever caused an accident?
I have caused people to crash into things. I was walking down the street once, wearing a low-cut top, and I noticed loads of blokes were staring at me - and one walked straight into a lamppost!
Do people grope them?
Always! Malene Espensen always comes up to me and instead of saying hello, she'll just grab my boobs! Other people just say they had to feel what they were like. Us girls compare all the time. Girls like to look at boobs as much as men. I always think, "Oh, hers look really good!"
Do they ever misbehave? Do you often get erect nips?
It's the opposite. I have to use Coke cans to get erect nipples on shoots sometimes! The other day, I had baked bean tins on them!
Are bigger boobs better in the bedroom?
They can get in the way sometimes, so you have to make sure you're in the right position! They also grow during sex, up to a cup size bigger, so anyone who wants bigger boobs needs to get on it! The more sex you have in general, the bigger they get. That's why mine are so massive! Ha ha. But you can do all sorts of things with big boobs in bed...
Any ladies on TV at the moment with a lovely pair?
Rachel Stevens is absolutely gorgeous and perfect all round, so I'd have to say hers on Strictly Come Dancing. I really want to do Strictly - that's my ambition for next year. I'd have a bit of an issue with the costumes, though. They'd have to tape my boobs down!
If you were a bloke, what kind of boobs would you like?
Mine! If I was a man, I'd have an appreciation for all breasts. I'd have to check out lots of different ones...
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